What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

To the dude that stole all our anti-depressants, I hope you're happy now!

Have you seen our brand new hospital? Thanks to #stdcontractors for their wonderful work in making us one of the best #hospital in San Andreas! We're offering free #needles for the first 10 patients! :ambulance:

Okay.. which one of you assholes left a trail of blood in reception!

It's #snowing out there! Be sure to stay warm and drive extra carefully!

Thanks to #stdcontractors for their work on the lower Pillbox Hill Medical Center #wootwoot #new #medical

We now offer hospital grade food to patients who are in our care during their stay. Enjoy!

With the #hot days ahead, make sure you have plenty of #water and keep #hydrated - Your friends at Pillbox Hill Hospital

We strive to be leaders in health care. #keepingsanandreashealthy